The Fetish Series: Human Potty

In the criminal justice system, sexual-based offenses are considered especially heinous!!! But in the trap, that's just not the case!  The dedicated hustlers that extort these dummies are members of an elite squad known as GTMB. ( Get That Money Bitch) These are their stories!

KANDY.Oakland.CA--  Franklin was one of my favorite tricks! We met back in 2010, He wasn't very attractive (not at all), but honestly, tricks are never really attractive! He didn't need looks cause he had a big bank and would come to see me at the club every payday. It was so regular for me to get $500 from him every two weeks, I saved his number in my phone as Direct Deposit!  Cause without delay,  when that money hit his account, please believe it would be in my hand by the end of the day. You would imagine that he was bringing me all this money to fuck him but that wasn't even the case. No matter how much he offered to pay me or pleaded to just stick the tip in, I always turned it down!

Here's why.....

It started off by just doing lap dances at the club and we later moved our biweekly visits to his place once I got more comfortable. My first time going over there I was expecting shit to be the same as when we're in the club. Typically, he pays me to get ass naked and twerk while he touches on his tiny shrimp dick through his pants. NAH--  He wasn't going for any of that in his house.

I get my money for my services upfront *THATS LAW* I count my money in his face and say, "So Wussup? What we bout to do?" I don't like to waste time with niggas. Time is money in this business.
" I want to try something with you but I don't want you to think I'm a weirdo." Funny cause,
I already knew he was a weirdo; he's a 40-year-old black man wearing corduroys and a tank top.  But while I'm working his pocket I gotta play my part and pretend like I actually like the nigga! I was getting paid $300 for a 30 minute  house-call just to dance and maybe  play with his lil dick; that sounds like easy money to me. I fucked plenty of niggas for free back when I didn't know any better; that time was up a long time ago. Now it was time to cut the check, fuck all that other dumb shit.

" I'm with everything boo, nothing you say can surprise me. I know I look young but I'm 34, trust me when I tell you I fucked more than a few niggas to know ain't shit out here I haven't seen."
  I was dead wrong!
" I'm glad you said that because I really want you to sit on my face." I looked at the nigga like he was retarded.
"That's it?... Mannnn! You had me thinking you about to say some wild shit, that's regular as fuck!”
"So you could do that for me?" He asked.  His expression confirmed that this was indeed a real question. At this point, I'm lost at why this concept is so bizarre to him. Bitches get they pussy ate every day B. I just assumed because he was on the uglier side, he probably doesn't have a clue as to what's considered normal or abnormal in the bedroom. Nobody, I REPEAT, NOFUCKINGBODY is having sex with this man just because. If buddy doesn't pay to play, then he has no choice but to get acquainted with some lotion and PornHub.

"Yes, why is that so hard to understand?  You never ate pussy before? You acting like a virgin right now. Just know I'm charging by the half-hour."

This man is so ugly, I can't even tell yall if he looked offended or amused by my statement. He pulled a bill from his back pocket and said, " I'll tip you an extra $100 if you can piss in my mouth and fart on my face."
“ Excuse me ?”
He got embarrassed, “ Yeah, It’s a fetish of mine, I just want you to do that for me. You know  I’ll pay you very well Kandy.”My first thought was Oh hell nah! But, I got money on my brain and that’s all I need to convince me that I could do this shit even if I think it’s disgusting. At the end of the day, I’m not the one getting pissed & farted on!

 He took a seat on the floor, laid his back against the couch and leaned his head back on the cushion; he was ready to be a human toilet! I climb over and straddle his face, my thick thighs almost made the nigga disappear beneath me.  He managed to get a few licks in before he began to prop his mouth open, impatiently waiting for me to release myself. I needed a few minutes to concentrated so the piss would come down. Believe it or not, once you’re potty trained, it’s really kinda hard to just pee on somebody at the drop of a dime like that.  Once the pee started to leave my body, this man was excited beyond anything I had ever seen! I look down and see his little dick on hard, he’s beating it with his hand as he moves his face all around my shooting fountain as if he’s washing his face in my piss! His mouth wide open  catching all the piss droplets as I drench his shirt and floor! “MHMNNNN, you taste so good,”  I was just rolling my eyes, like nigga hurry up!

  Franklin wasn’t done yet; after I finished my sprinkle, he spread my cheeks apart and commanded that I let the gas go on his face! Sometimes spreading them apart too much would make me fart by accident prematurely; he would get extremely annoyed by this. He only wanted me to fart when HE SAID SO!  He would inhale my fumes deeply and exhale with great pleasure, like some type of erotic booty meditation ritual.  “ I love when you blow that ass air in my mouth babe, it’s so sexy to me! Do it again!” Sometimes I couldn’t fart, simply because I didn’t have too at the time and he would be so disappointed! “ Why didn’t you eat some greasy foods. You knew you were coming!”

Refilling my piss tank was easier to do. Franklin had a full bar with plenty of Tequila to keep me pissy! He didn’t like for me to drink water! It would be times when I wanted a bottle of water and he would refuse to give it to me because drinking too much water cleans your urine and he like the taste of piss when it’s a lil dirty. One time, he tried to dock my pay because my piss was too light and he needed it to be stronger!

 Over the next 2 years, Franklin was a faithful customer! I used the bathroom on this man more times than I can count, got paid damn good for it and we never even had sex! Let’s be for-real, would you really fuck a nigga that like to get used as a toilet ?  Yeah... I didn’t think so!