Superbowl in Miami

So this weekend started pretty normal, I had just made me a wig and I was ready to get cute and be all up in a rich nigga face. Every dancer knew all the baller niggas would be attending the Superbowl, so literally, every stripping hoe you could think of was in Miami. All the clubs were filled to capacity with dancers and charging $150 or more to work. Considering that we usually pay no more than $60, everybody thought they was gonna leave Miami with some money! Not to mention, the famous Stripper bowl was supposed to end off the weekend with a huge bang. WELL-- Shit just didn't happen that way! A lot of bitches got stuck in Miami and had to work or suck some dick to get back to their respective states. That leads me to this crazy ass story, from when I linked up with a dancer I knew from Jersey. Trying to help a bitch out, I got myself into some straight bullshit!!

 It all started when Lady hit my phone at around 9 pm a week after the Superbowl. I was surprised that she was still in town but I didn't think much of it, maybe she getting to that bag and extended her stay. Whatever the case was, she asked me to link up with her at the strip club she was working at which is very close to my house. I had plans to stop there on my way to the casino anyway to get a drink so I told her I was gonna come through. I pull up an hour later, she comes out fully clothed looking a hot ass mess. Hair nappy at the tips, face look like she off hella Zans, just wild but this is typical for her.
"Hey bitch, you not working?" I asked.

"Girl, I've been here all day and didn't even make my tip out back, these niggas not trynna spend no money.”

Remind you her tip out is like $50
"Damn girl, you better stay and get that money, I see a few niggas walking in. You can probably catch a few dances around the bar.”

"Girl, I'm over it. I'm ready to go but we don't have anywhere to go. Me and my home girl got kicked out of our hotel,” Lady Explains.

"Damn girl wtf, so where all ya'll shit at?"
"We had to bring all our bags to the club with us girl, this whole weekend has been nothing but bad energy. I haven't even been making money like that, I don't know how TF I'm getting home."

Now, I'm starting to sense that this bitch think I'm an AirBNB or some shit so I started to pull back.
"Ya'll can't get a room girl?"
Lady kinda looked defeated but she stated reluctantly,
 "I've been calling my dude, he supposed to put us in a motel but he's not answering and we can't stay here if we're not working."

"Well, I'm going to the Casino. Y'all can ride with me but I gotta work in the morning so I'm not trying to be out all night." Keep in mind, I'm lying my ass off but I didn't want these hoes to think they were staying with me at my place. I didn't know them like that to have that level of hospitality.

"That's fine, I just need to kill time until this nigga answers the phone. Maybe I'll find a trick at the casino that could get me a room for the night cause I don't wanna keep bringing my luggage everywhere. shit mad ghetto." I just nodded in agreement because that was some very ghetto shit to get kicked out of a hotel and have to bring all your shit with you to the club. But, that’s none of my business.

So they pack their bags in the car and we drive to the casino. At the time shit still pretty cool. I met her friend Asia, she was a pretty brown skin girl from Harlem. A little too loud to be my friend outside of Lady but I thought she was cool.

We get to the casino and I take lady straight to the bathroom to fix her wig because you’re definitely NOT going anywhere with me looking crazy. We leave the bathroom after I make her decent looking enough and braid her wig into a cute side braid, and we go hit the bar. This when shit went all the way LEFT!

We’re at the bar for about 5 minutes waiting for a bartender when this white guy walks over to me and starts a conversation. He was older about 45, with white hair and blue eyes; actually kinda handsome and I knew he had a check because his watch was screaming BLING BLOUWW. So he offers me a drink and I’m like cool, but I’m with these two heffas so we all need a drink. He obliged. We move our conversation from the bar to the tables after we grab our drinks and he hands the bartender his card to start a tab. Now we’re all at the table talking and drinking; shit was going well. Out of no where the bartender comes back to the table.
“Hey Sir, do you have another card. This one is declined.”

Now the white guy, we’re gonna call him Ron is already pretty drunk. Now he’s loud.
He stands up, snatches the card from the bartender.
“No fucking way dude! It’s 10 Thousand Dollars on this card. I can buy the whole bar a drink! I got Money on this card!”
“Well if you’re visiting it’s possible your bank rejected the transaction. Maybe you can use the ATM and pay with cash.”
He drunkenly gives the card to Lady and instructs her to go to the ATM and take off 600$. “ My pin # is 3622.” He told her. He looked at me and Asia, told us we were gonna stay with him while she runs to the ATM. We both agreed.
After sitting there talking for about 10 minutes, he notices Lady didn’t get back yet.
“Hey where is your friend with my card, she’s taking a long time and we still gotta pay the bar”
“Well idk, she’s not my friend I don’t even have her number to call her , you gotta ask Asia.”
He does. Asia calls this girl about 10 times and got no answer. While she’s calling, Ron’s busy looking through his phone. Suddenly he jerked up from the table and started freaking tf out! This man went bat shit crazy in a matter of seconds, holding his phone in the air just screaming. It all happened very quick and I really didn’t know wtf was going on until he charged at me at his full drunken speed, almost knocking me over the table.
“ Where the fuck is that bitch! She’s stealing my money! I told her 600$ SHE TOOK 2900$ out of my account! ”
No lie, the nigga said this and took straight off in the direction of the ATM. Me and Asia looking crazy, everybody looking at us, security is here with the bartender and shit just messy is hell! I’ve never been more embarrassed!
“Excuse me miss, no one paid the tab so I’m going to need for you ladies to pay 81$ for these drinks or you’ll be escorted to the back with security for the police to be alerted.”
 I already got the sense that Asia didn’t have any money, because she was complaining about it during the car ride so I knew I was gonna have to eat that cost to avoid going to jail over a few drinks. Plus I didn’t want Ron to come back screaming about how Lady stole his money, I just wanted to get the fuck away from the Casino.

I reluctantly pay the bill, so now I’m tight but at least I can finally go! Me and Asia dip off and go to the car. The entire time she’s calling Lady, she gets no answer. She had a flight in a few hours and we were about 30 mins from the airport so she asked me to drop her off. Since her homegirl left her and this was my first time meeting sis, I feel kinda bad so I’m like sure no problem. I get her to the airport about 45 mins before her flight and she gets out and begins to check her bag for her identification so she could board the plane. Shawty dumps out her entire bag on the street and starts wilding!
“Yooooooo, my entire wallet is missing out of my bag bro !”
“ What?? Girl check your luggage.” I’m sucking my teeth at this point cause I just wanna go home!
“It was in this gold bag! That’s the only thing missing! I can’t even get on my fucking fight without my ID bruh WTF! My credit cards and my money in that wallet!”
In the back of my mind, I’m like damn bitch if you had money you should’ve tried to go half on those drinks and maybe you would've noticed it was missing!
“One of y’all bitches got my shit!” Now at this point, shawty got me fucked up. I’m a lot of things but I’m not a thief!
“Bitch I didn’t even sit next to you or your bag, your friend caught a lick and probably took your wallet with her when she left your ass for dead! Don’t accuse me of stealing shit from you sis, I came out trynna be nice to you stranded hoes and didn’t ask y’all for shit.”
“Well if you didn’t take it, empty out your bag.” Now my skin is turning red and I could feel myself about to go fucking crazy. I pull my bag from beside me and dump everything out on the passenger seat and start tossing shit frantically.
“ See bitch I don’t have your fuckin wallet!” The bitch slams the passenger door in my face and starts putting her shit back in her bag! My petty ass rolls down the window right before I pulled off with some helpful advice. “ Go suck some dick for a ticket home Lil bitch” 🖕🏽✌🏽 I pulled off on that hoe!
 It wasn’t until a few days later I figured out that both of them hoes worked it on me! I see these bitches on Instagram going shopping at the mall in Jersey! These hoes ain’t have 2 cents to rub together while in Miami but now y’all got money for sushi and a new cheap-ass wig ?! Oh ok. I’m thinking sis took her wallet and went to the airport with the money she got from the white dude and finessed me into dropping her friend off at the airport so they could meet up and split it down the middle. Either way they some wack ass hoes for that! I hope you bitches see this too, I changed the names but y’all know the story and when I come to Jersey I'm gonna slap both of y’all bitches for trying to work it on me and fucking up my chances with that rich white man.
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